I'm kinda freak'n out right now. My boobs hurt. My boobs haven't hurt like this since I was pregnant 6 years ago. And they seem unusually large. Hubby came home from work and I said "yah know, if I didn't know any better I'd swear I was pregnant."
He gave me the "don't even joke about a thing like that" look.
I was only kidding.
I mean, it would be impossible for me to be pregnant.
Hubby had the big "V" over 5 years ago. But he never went back to get retested to make sure the little swimmers were gone.
I had the endometrial ablasion done over 4 years ago. Now the endometrial ablasion isn't a form of birth control and no studies have been done on pregnancy after this procedure but I was told by the doc that it would be difficult to become pregnant because it leaves an unwelcoming home for an embryo to implant itself.
But then once the words were out of my mouth I started thinking....obsessing really.
My boobs hurt, my back hurts, I've been crampy, I've been exhausted, I've been waking up to pee in the middle of the night again....and wait a minute....now that I'm
OMG I'm freaking. I know I'm not pregnant. I can't be pregnant. Right? I mean what would the odds be? Seriously.
OMG...I CAN'T be pregnant!
But you know what? One of my neighbors had a post vasectomy baby 6 years after the fact.
Hubby just left to get a pregnancy test. We're freaking....just a little....
edited to add....all stores are closed! Five stores...all closed at 10pm. OMG! I'll be up all night now!