Wednesday, October 1, 2008

My Lover Betrayed Me.

I used to love shopping at the mall with my mom and brother when I was a little girl. I would fantasize about that huge space being my home. Everything in the mall was mine...in my imagination. Anything I could ever want for was at my disposal. All the mall patrons were my visitors borrowing my stuff. I slept in the JC Penney home section. My kitchen was Coney Island. My living room was the lounge in the center of the mall. And my closet(s) were all the clothing and shoe stores. And don't get me started on the toy stores. My home was a blissful (if not delusional) haven.


A girl can dream....no?


I'm not a little girl any longer.


But I still fantasize.


Everytime I pass that glorious Red Bullseye threshold I become a little girl again.


I become the little girl that fantasizes about living in and spending my daily life wrapped in the arms of Tar-jay.


I imagine picking out warm and fuzzy jammies from the sleepwear section...and perhaps some slippers from my "shoe closet"....


I imagine wandering over to the books and picking out a best seller before moseying on over to the blow up mattresses in the camping gear section with my warm and cozy fleece blanket from the bedding section.


I imagine waking in the morning....picking out a coffee maker in small appliances and going to the "kitchen" to get my morning coffee....all the while jamming to the tunes blaring over head from the electronics section.


I'm sick. I know. But seriously, if there's a advertizing agent out there reading this....I'd like to see this fantasy in a commercial....It's brilliant I tell you....

I love tar-jay. Almost as much as I love my family.


Tar-jay and I have been involved in a (not so) secret love affair for years.


Tar-jay never lets me down.


Tar-jay always greets me with love and appreciation.


Tar-jay always seems to know just what I need. Just what I'm looking for.


Several months ago I payed a visit to my Lover.


I was in search for cups for my children. Cups that will not break. Cups that come with lids.


I knew Tar-jay would not let me down. And he didn't.


My heart went pitter pat when I found what I believe to be my favorite Tar-jay purchase to date.


I'm easy.


A set of plastic cups. These cups were no ordinary cups. They had lids. Lids with spill resistant straw holes. AND a whole other set of lids with no holes for spill proof storing and transporting. These cups came in several sizes. And delightful colors. I bought several sets. They've been my (and my kids') favorite cups ever since. I even went back and bought more. I love these cups.


Did I mention I LOVE these cups?


I've been doing a lot of reading lately.


Reading about harmful chemicals in plastics.


I've ignored all the literature.


Ignorance is bliss.


But the more I read the more I begin to worry.


I've been hearing and reading that #7 plastics are plastics that should be disposed of immediately.


They're bad.


Harmful.


Deadly even.


Guess what number plastic my beloved cups are.





I'm grieving folks.







I can not ignore the information any longer. But oh how I love plastic. I'm so sad. The little plastic bowls with attached straws are perfect. Perfect for eating cereal in the morning and drinking the excess milk through the straw. The little plastic soup cups were perfect for keeping soups warm and contained in lunch boxes. Plastic water bottles are oh so convenient. And the little plastic meal containers are perfect for our meals on the go.


I have a LOT of plastic. This is only a small sample of what I removed from ONE cupboard. I have many more cupboards filled with more of the same. I have to take baby steps. One cupboard at a time.


I'm so sad.

Good-bye my beloved plastics. Parting....is such sweet sorrow....

Editing to add: Here are a few links that I found helpful and informational since you asked....

Eat Pray Love wrote a post on this a while back that started my search for info.

And Domestic Accident sent me this and this.

And now I've just found this article on Yahoo news

15 comments:

Liz@thisfullhouse.com said...

Uh-oh...perhaps I better check my stash, too. Et tu, Tar-shay!?!?

Kristin H. said...

Dude, that's hard core withdrawal you are going through. My mom is going through the same thing, although I think she is still in the denial stage.

(I've been busy over at the SoberMoms site.)

Kate @ Life As I Live It said...

Uh oh. Maybe I should be doing some reading. I have a bit of plastic myself, some on the "old" side.

Do ya think actual Tupperware is safe? Please say yes.

Kori said...

Plastic, schamstic. What the hell else can we use, with kids? Thank you lord, and excuse to live off of paper plates. :)

EatPlayLove said...

Not all plastic is bad, like the ziploc disposable containers are #5, which are deemed safe. It's when they are all scratched up or heated in the microwave/dishwasher the leaching occurs, so then you want to ditch them.

Welcome to the world of handwashing plastics, that's why I just buy stainless steel or glass storage containers!

Kelly said...

Dear Jesus
Please help my friend. She is as crazy as I am but in other ways.
Amen

We all have entirely way too much time on our hands don't we?

Hey are we suppose to recycle plastic # 7 so it can go on to live and be other things. Or do we melt it down in our fireplace or back yard bon fire and directly inhale the fumes so it can trigger the cancer in our bodies quicker. Just wondering???

Mama Smurf said...

Kelly - OH GO READ ONE OF YOUR VAMPIRE SMUT PORN NOVELS AND SHUT THE HELL UP!!! LMAO!

Marni's Organized Mess said...

Great post. I should click on over... :(

April said...

My condolences for your loss. Really, that sucks!

Dana said...

you are going to go through withdrawl hardcore, lol...

Kelly said...

What number plastic are those Girly Toys made out of?????? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R

LittlePaintedPolkaDots said...

You have some pretty funny comments here. Sorry about your plastic loss. I want to mumble something snarky under my breath, but only because "checking for dangerous plastics" has now been added to my already full to-do list for tomorrow.

Can I suggest http://www.ecousable.com/ for all your water bottle needs. I am a fan!

Brooke said...

Awww, now Im gonna have to go through my plastic stuff. And I LOVE Target! I spent a good couple hours there the other day looking through the halloween stuff!

Mama Zen said...

Oh, I need to do this, too! I feel your pain.

Carol said...

Oh how I wish we had Taget here.

Poor deprived English folks.