When I was a teenager and young adult I was blessed with flawless skin. While my teenage friends were constantly battling the zits with Clearasil creams, concealers, dermatologists, and frustration I sat by smugly saying "I'm sorry but I just cannot relate."
No I didn't actually say that...relax!
But seriously I don't recall ever having a single blemish. It was my best feature....I mean aside from my very fine ass.....LOL...... I was constantly receiving compliments on my "porcelain skin" and asked question like "what is your secret?"
There was no secret. I took horrible care of my skin. I was a sun junkie and rarely washed my face before bed. I did drink tons of water though (like gallons per day)...so that was my answer. "Well, you know, they say water is good for the complexion...."
Honestly, I chalked it up to good genes. My mom has the same flawless skin in all the photos I've seen of her as a teenager.
And now.... fifteen years later....I sit here with my sore boobs and my crampy belly and my little bladder and my fat ass and.....my skin? Not so flawless anymore. I'm breaking out like a sweaty teenager on crack at the age of 36. Seriously, what's going on?
And on another note. I won't be blogging for the next couple days....we're have'n a party dontcha know! And I NEED to stay off this computer to get things ready. So happy 4th everyone! Have a fantastic holiday weekend!